accidentalabsurdity:

im bi which means sometimes i am attracted to men but also sometimes i am attracted to their mums

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

The eve is upon us. Light your candles. Sharpen your teeth. Prepare.

Good work guys, I’ll see you all next year aye

Are we gearing up for this year yet? We aren’t far away.

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

The eve is upon us. Light your candles. Sharpen your teeth. Prepare.

Good work guys, I’ll see you all next year aye

Are we gearing up for this year yet? We aren’t far away.

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haiku-robot:

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midnight-rises:

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Fact: The kiss of a bisexual, when given freely, is said to have healing properties.

Please note that the kiss of a bisexual is not a good substitute for actual medicine or doctors

Definitely not. You would need a good long make out session for that.

definitely not
you would need a good long make
out session for that

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I’ve peaked.

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fairylifeforever:

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Fact: Commonly bisexual people experience other people telling that they must be either straight or gay. This often happens because bisexual people don’t really exist. You might then wonder who runs this blog? It’s run by a robot. We’ve named him Trevor.

Ok but who is ‘WE’ if bi people don’t exist 🤔

Fuck…god damn it Trevor, you’re fired.

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the-chemical-pilot:

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Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

Thank you.

You’re welcome

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fuck-biphobia:

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unsaturated-homostuck:

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Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.

You fool… The sword choses the Bisexual.

A few people have asked what happens if you hadn’t realised you’re sexuality at that age. Some bisexuals will intuitively pick or forge a sword before even realising their sexuality, though if this wasn’t you, don’t worry - you can choose a sword any time within a 2 year period of identifying as bi. Should you, however, miss the 2 year cut off, you can talk to the Bisexual Battalion Council though that’s a last resort as it’s a really bureaucratic process and they only ever reply to emails biannually (either twice a year or once every two years but they refuse to clarify which).

It’s obviously twice a year every two years

This makes everything so much worse somehow

Hi it’s me! I sometimes write funny facts about bisexuality and share them on the internet. I’m a comedian! And I’m based in Sydney! And if you are too (based in Sydney, you don’t have to be a comedian) you should come to my Sydney fringe show! It’ll be me and two other very funny gals, being very funny. It’s called Triple Threat because there’s 3 of us and we’ll fight you if you don’t come. (just kidding, but please come. Okay, love you, bye. x)

floral-bi:

Make sure to let your favorite bisexual know you appreciate them by giving them a handcrafted sword