Bisexuality Facts
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Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.
You fool… The sword choses the Bisexual.
A few people have asked what happens if you hadn’t realised you’re sexuality at that age. Some bisexuals will intuitively pick or forge a sword before even realising their sexuality, though if this wasn’t you, don’t worry - you can choose a sword any time within a 2 year period of identifying as bi. Should you, however, miss the 2 year cut off, you can talk to the Bisexual Battalion Council though that’s a last resort as it’s a really bureaucratic process and they only ever apply to emails biannually (either twice a year or once every two years but they refuse to clarify which).
There’s definitely a correlation between bisexuality and indecisiveness. My recommendation is that if you can’t pick a side, pick a sword. It won’t help with making decisions, but at least you’ll be intimidating and that’s a quality a prospective partner can admire.
I can’t decide what kind of sword I want
Which ever one is stuck in the stone, clearly. So many people seem to have skipped the tutorial…